“Can I have a Bald-Eagle burger, please?”
- Legal - “Um, no, that would be a Federal Crime, you idiot!”
- Conservationist - “Sorry, we just got them off the Endangered Species list, and I’m not about to help get them back on there.”
- Culinary - “A burger, for a large, flighted gamebird? Â Seems crazy to me. Â If you insist on having bald eagle, I suggest we go with a roast; or maybe smoke it on apple and cherry wood, both for the subtle, delicious flavors those smokes would give to the meat, and for the subtle, delicious taste of irony.”
- Patriotic - “Are you kidding? Â The bald eagle is a symbol of our country, how could you even think of such a thing?”
Then, last night I was following a recommendation from one of my formerly-invisible friends (note: I’m not meaning here that he wrapped himself in bandages and wore a hat and glasses - what I mean is that I had known him from online discussion, but had not met him in person until yesterday) of a place to get crocodile pizza, an I saw that they also had BBQ Emu pizza. Â Seeing my chance to complete the set, I changed my plans and went with the emu. Â The pizza itself was topped with slices of emu, along with spanish onion, basil, and cherry tomatoes. Â Not too surprisingly, emu tastes similar to ostrich - it’s a darker meat, and one I could imagine it drying out pretty easily if handled poorly. Â This was cut in to small strips, like bits of flank steak, which were layed on top of the pizza. Â
And for the record, both are meats I would definitely eat again.Â
April 7th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Hey Therm,
I just check the scout list the other day and found that you’re blogging again. Good to read about your travels; We missed you last week at Girlie’s party, we’d like to stop by for dinner when you return.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Glad to hear I’m no longer invisible, though I suppose I will have to stop haunting the womens change rooms now!
December 29th, 2008 at 12:01 am
I’m in a punk band in Houston, Texas. The name of our band is Bald Eagle Burger. Thought it was absurd, something that couldn’t possibly exist, but…